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Tim W. Burke
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17 May 2008 @ 08:42 pm
The best invention of all of history is *not*...  
air conditioning or refrigeration. I had formerly thought that this moment was the best time to be alive because of AC and frosty fountain drinks.

But no.

Friend Steve points out that the best time to be alive will be later this century, when we have consumer-use 5-SNZ(tm) Fully sensory home theaters.
Know why?
Well, porn, yeah.

meanwhile, if civilization was to collapse, I volunteer to be food supply.


"How long? How long without air conditioning?!"

"Two hours."
"Two HOURS? There is...no hope...."
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actingbunny: its a good thing[info]actingbunny on May 18th, 2008 01:03 pm (UTC)
well if you get a full sensory theater for that porn, you just might need that air conditioner ;-)
Five feet long and luminous: glasses[info]caoilinnshouse on May 18th, 2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
Well, the sensory chair will solve that 'too much violence on television' thing at least...
deadlined: Vintage Camera[info]deadlined on May 18th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
Friend Steve points out that the best time to be alive will be later this century, when we have consumer-use 5-SNZ(tm) Fully sensory home theaters.
Know why?
Well, porn, yeah.


John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Lenina Huxley: [stands up, shocked] Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?
Lawrence M. Schoen[info]klingonguy on May 18th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
Air conditioning? What the heck is going on down there in DE?

Yesterday was a lovely (and A/C free) day here in scenic Blue Bell, PA.

As for the 5-SNZ(tm), I already got me one of those. It's called judicious use of hypnotism. All perception is done in the brain, my friend. You want me to trance you? No promises about the porn though...
 

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